I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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