If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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