i already hear my dad disowning me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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