he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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