her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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