You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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