My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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