so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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