I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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