On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Is it because I queefed?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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