I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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