is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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