we have officially lost it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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