dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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