As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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