Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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