seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.