I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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