is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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