69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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