So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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