So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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