god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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