just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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