I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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