I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I cockslap morals
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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