did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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