Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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