I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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