Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

You work out of a Hotel?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I saw his package. It spoke to me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.

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(360): View more from Washington

There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, they all thought you were gay.

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(216): View more from Ohio

We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I would fuck him just for his dog

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