Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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