You work out of a Hotel?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I would fuck him just for his dog