You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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