You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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