I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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