He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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