The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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