Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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