If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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