Me too!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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