I can tuck mytits in my pants
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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