I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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