everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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