so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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