My nipple is on Facebook.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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