My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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