I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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