He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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