ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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