The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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