I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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