i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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