I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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