make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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