You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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